I type my two cents on Disqus' in fleeting attempts at internet infamy which end in ultimate failure. I bang out roaring ripostes on Yahoo comments message boards which garner three thumbs ups on a good day. In fact, I rail on Trump all over my social media accounts every day despite only having a total of about four upvotes or less every time I do it! Yes, I just railed this morning and last night too, and I intend to rail again. It's like a part-time job I do it so much, though I'm kinda a slacker when it comes to showing up on time to work. I rail against injustice and the dumbing down of the American public and sometimes the decline in the overall quality of modern customer service. Why? Because all I do these days is type. The sad truth is I can't even do that anymore.

Meanwhile, Scaramucci is probably actually smarter than me, truth be told.

Louise Mench wouldn't let me join the Scooby Gang even if she knew who I was in the slightest (she doesn't), and even if I had my own flashlight and food supply. No one pays me to consult on their secret psy-ops and I don't ever get on conference calls of any kind, thank god. Let me confess right up front: I'm a simple man. Sebastian Haffner, “Germany: Jekyll and Hyde” (1940) Nazi propaganda seeks to create in our minds tenacious ideas and fantasies.” The answer is that it is not meant to convince but to impress. “Outside of Germany people often wonder at the palpable fraudulence of Nazi propaganda, the stupid incredible exaggerations, the ludicrous reticence concerning what is generally known. THE MODERN MALE MENOPAUSE MOVEMENT IN AMERICA

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